🔥 Don’t Try to Convert the Infected – Survival Tip 1 – Sapient Survival Tee (Unisex, S–4XL), MAGA Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt, Unisex Tee, Survival Guide Shirt, Protest Attire

Description

Sometimes you fight the apocalypse with a banner. Sometimes with a belly laugh.

This unapologetically satirical tee delivers Tip #1 from the Sapient Survival Guide: Don’t Try to Convert the Infected. Because let’s be honest—trying to reason with someone infected with the mind virus of cruelty, delusion, or MAGA logic is a fast track to burnout.

Perfect for protests, passive-aggressive grocery runs, or that Zoom meeting where someone quotes QAnon, this shirt is a battle cry and a balm.

  🌈 Part of the Inner Verse Collection, it’s designed to lighten your emotional load while keeping your inner spark alive. Resistance isn’t a sprint—it’s an archetypal journey. So pace yourself, and when you need to rest? Let this shirt speak truth while you breathe.

  ✊ Great for allies who want to support others holding the line—on Langston Blvd or anywhere courage shows up in the summer heat.

Pair with the MIGA Hat (Making Ignorance Great Again) and wear the satirical truth like armor. Want the full backstory? Dive into the Sapient Survival Guide graphic novel online or grab a physical copy here: Read or buy the book

Specs:

• 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton

• Sizes S to 4XL

• Relaxed fit for comfort + impact

• A gift that says: “I’m awake, aware, and still laughing”

Product features:

– Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.

– Durable double-needle stitching on seams for longevity.

– Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.

– Garment-dyed for a soft, unique color and texture.

– Made with ethically sourced 100% US cotton.

Care instructions:

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

– Do not bleach

– Tumble dry: low heat

– Iron, steam or dry: low heat

– Do not dryclean

Size Guide: All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions (Imperial)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 Design by Deborah for The Inner Verse Collection. Art created by Genlove and Canva. 

🌙 The Inner Verse

A sanctuary of insight, intention, and imagination.

Step into the realm where awareness meets artistry—where every item is a reflection of inner truth and creative fire. This collection holds space for soulful wisdom, meaningful symbols, and thoughtful designs that speak to your deepest knowing. Let each piece echo something timeless within you.

  

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Production Note: Each product is created uniquely for you when you order. Average production time is 2.4 days with delivery via standard U.S. mail (2-5 days). Personalized orders may take an additional 1-2 days. Need your product sooner or want to personalize a product you see without this option? Contact us about upgrading to Express Delivery or personalization!

 

US Tariffs: Please note, for orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay. Most products featured on The Quip Collection so far are not affected by products shipped to the US from China, but this is a fluid situation, so please stay tuned to changes that impact currently not impacted items.

 

Refund/Return Policy: As a print-on-demand company, all products are unique and made-to-order. Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizes or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or with a manufacturing defect, please contact us within 30 days for a free reprint or refund. We appreciate your understanding as a small business!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean