🎃 RUN! Trump’s Halloween Golf Cat-Tastrophe Tee

Description

🎃 RUN!🎃

This Halloween, watch Trump trade in his putter for pure panic! Our “RUN!” Tee captures a frightful (and hilarious) moment: Trump in his signature golfing getup, chasing a runaway ball—only to be upstaged by a startled black cat leaping for its life. Classic Halloween colors spell out the warning loud and clear: RUN.

It’s satire with spooky spirit, perfect for parties, protests, or just strolling your neighborhood handing out truth with the candy. Pair it with your sharpest wit and watch as laughter follows you like a ghost at midnight.

But this Tee is more than just a holiday gag—it’s also part of the Sapient Survival Guide, a tongue-in-cheek collection built to help us laugh our way through the chaos of history in the making. Because sometimes, the best survival tool is humor.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is clever—soft, breathable, and built to last longer than a golf game at Mar-a-Lago. Whether you’re dressing up or keeping it casual, it’s the perfect way to celebrate Halloween with a dash of resistance and a whole lot of fun.

Product features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton: soft, durable, breathable

• Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for all-season wear

• Classic fit with crew neckline that works for any look

• Ethically sourced & eco-friendly production

• A spooky-funny design that’s sure to be a conversation starter 🎃

Care instructions:

– Do not dryclean

– Do not bleach

– Tumble dry: low heat

– Iron, steam or dry: low heat

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Size guide: All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions. 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Design by Deborah for the Playful Verse.

 

🎨 Playful Verse

Where whimsy wanders, nostalgia winks, and humor finds a home.

Step into a world where retro vibes, quirky charm, and joyful mischief live side by side. This collection is for the lighthearted souls—the dreamers, the laughers, the curious. Whether it’s vintage-inspired flair, a clever twist, or a dose of delightful nonsense, these pieces are designed to spark a smile and stir your sense of fun.

 

Thank you for shopping at The Quip Collection!

 

Production Note: Each product is created uniquely for you when you order. Average production time is 2.4 days with delivery via standard U.S. mail (2-5 days). Personalized orders may take an additional 1-2 days. Need your product sooner or want to personalize a product you see without this option? Contact us about upgrading to Express Delivery or personalization! 

 

US Tariffs: Please note, for orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay. Most products featured on The Quip Collection so far are not affected by products shipped to the US from China, but this is a fluid situation, so please stay tuned to changes that impact currently not impacted items.

 

Refund/Return Policy: As a print-on-demand company, all products are unique and made-to-order. Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizes or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or with a manufacturing defect, please contact us within 30 days for a free reprint or refund. We appreciate your understanding as a small business!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean